Are you tired of people being tired of people being tired of other people's political posts?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 01/31/2017 at 10:55 • Filed to: None

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Well here’s a solution to what ails you: Toyota Solara.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 10:56

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Fancy Camry.

Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:00

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Needs Camry dent.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:00

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No.

Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:02

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Quality shitposting...the Solara has never been the solution to anything...well, unless someone once asked “what if we tried to make the Camry ‘upscale’”, but an alternate answer to that same question would be a slap in the face.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:02

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Actually, I’m tired of people being tired of people being tired of people being tired of people being tired of people’s political posts. Also, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Also also, convertible Solara is best Solara. Fight me.

McMike > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:03

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The Solara, by Chrysler’s definition, is a muscle coupe.

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2749891/2004-toyota-solara/photo-gallery/

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2158155/1999-toyota-solara/photo-gallery/

RyanFrew > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:03

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A large portion of the population thinks the immigration ban sucks. But EVERYONE thinks this thing sucks. Unite!

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:05

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All these political posts have convinced me that we need to reduce the power of the Executive in our society, and increase the power of the Solara.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:07

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#Zoidberg2020 #MakeOppoTercelAgain

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:08

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That’s not a dick chandelier.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:10

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Tried to find a picture of a Solara from a non-fatal wreck, but it seems like these things are legit death machines. Would not recommend.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:11

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Solara is never the answer.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > For Sweden 01/31/2017 at 11:14

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This is the correct answer

Nothing > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:17

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Neighbor in my old neighborhood had a convertible Solara. He referred to it as an exotic car. Covered it during winter, wouldn’t drive it in bad weather. Said it had appreciated in value. His friend offered to do an oil change on it, and he said no, it can only go to his specific trained tech at the Toyota dealership that only worked on Solaras.

He also would stand on his second story deck in the morning smoking and drinking wine from a fish bowl sized wine glass in a silk leopard print robe.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:20

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We drove that generation Solara for 14 years. I can tell you it’s not a cure for anything but the need to get from point A to point B.

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:35

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Sorry, would prefer Resist to Camry. There are plenty of interesting Toyota 2-doors, but Solara is not one of them.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:38

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Solara means sun. Which is where all these should have been launched.

fhrblig > TheHondaBro 01/31/2017 at 11:44

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Is it a dick bicycle?

Also, WTF is a dick bicycle?

Bytemite > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:48

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Wait...isn’t that an Acura CL?

Nvm, pretty much the exact same looking car.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 11:56

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I’m tired of all these pro toyota posts

Make oppo hate toyotas again

CVT all the things!

DipodomysDeserti > fhrblig 01/31/2017 at 12:04

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One you can ride all day long?

DipodomysDeserti > Nothing 01/31/2017 at 12:05

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Your neighbor was winning at life.

And possibly insane.

DipodomysDeserti > RyanFrew 01/31/2017 at 12:07

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So what you’re saying is...we should bomb Japan again?

fhrblig > DipodomysDeserti 01/31/2017 at 12:30

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Ugh, that sounds like too much work.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/31/2017 at 12:39

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That’s the perfect real estate agent car if it was still 2002.

RyanFrew > DipodomysDeserti 01/31/2017 at 13:04

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Oh please. Don’t be ridiculous. That’s the craziest idea I’ve read online in like...20 minutes.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/01/2017 at 08:01

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i’d rather politics than a Toyota

;)

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > Nothing 02/21/2017 at 10:10

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30k -> 5k. He and I have very different definitions of appreciation apparently.

Maxima Speed > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/21/2017 at 11:22

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This is my baby. I bought it because it checked all the boxes for a daily driver (except a manual, which wasn’t available). Leather seats, FWD for decent snow ability, V6 engine, white (yeah I’m weird, I’ve got to have white with few exceptions), it’s a Toyota with all the reliability that his along with that, and finally it was cheap. I was pleasantly surprised at it ability, keep in mind it is not a Jalop car by any means, almost the antithesis in fact. What it does well though is get you from point a to b in comfort, at relatively high speed with ok fuel mileage. Basically it is a long distance interstate missile, sorta :)